NBA veteran Jason Collins is first major American pro sports athlete to come out - NBA News | FOX Sports on MSN
From FOX Sports on MSN
Monday, April 29, 2013
Lack of sleep may harm sperm - Health - Men's health | NBC News
Lack of sleep may harm sperm - Health - Men's health | NBC News
The link posted from NBCNEWS.COM/MEN'S HEALTH
Toney Atkins comments: My sperm keep waking me up, singing, "Our lights are on but nobody's home." "Use 'em or lose 'em," I heard one screech the other night. I try to convince them that lack of sleep may hurt the little buggers. Then I hear, from the innermost reaches of my scrotum, "Do it, do it, do it till you're satsified." I appreciate my sperms' efforts to tune up my beats underneath the sheets, to cajole my ego into going "Down to Love Town" for some "Action" and to not stop until I get enough. But, with my age entering the bracket of "golden years" and my mind still somewhere between 18 and 60, the fire is going out in the furnace. My sperm buddies keep multiplying and are always enthusiastic to get out into the world, even when I'm sleeping. I have been asexual (look it up) for years, and they get very unhappy with me. But I need the sleep that I didn't get in my younger party days, and I'm determined to get it as many good sleeps as I can, because the sperm can excercise more, swim around, eat the right foods (whatever they eat). Because when I wake up, all rested and raring to go, those suckers will be jazzed up because they're finally getting out of the house. I've promised a volcanic explosion to send them out of the house as expert swimmers,ready to party and do their thing. And do that thing well, I believe with all my heart that my deep sleeps have given them the energy to do what they do best when they leave training camp. Make a mark, they will, and there will be satisaction, I guarantee it. Lack of sleep may harm sperm? You shouldn't do that, fellows. Read the story at the link to find out how to get the best from your guys when party time rolls around again. Rest easy, and sleep.
Postscript, written the day after: Please forgive me for this juvenile entry. I wrote better stuff when I was in high school. I keep it on the blog to remind me to always try harder. -- Toney Atkins
The link posted from NBCNEWS.COM/MEN'S HEALTH
Toney Atkins comments: My sperm keep waking me up, singing, "Our lights are on but nobody's home." "Use 'em or lose 'em," I heard one screech the other night. I try to convince them that lack of sleep may hurt the little buggers. Then I hear, from the innermost reaches of my scrotum, "Do it, do it, do it till you're satsified." I appreciate my sperms' efforts to tune up my beats underneath the sheets, to cajole my ego into going "Down to Love Town" for some "Action" and to not stop until I get enough. But, with my age entering the bracket of "golden years" and my mind still somewhere between 18 and 60, the fire is going out in the furnace. My sperm buddies keep multiplying and are always enthusiastic to get out into the world, even when I'm sleeping. I have been asexual (look it up) for years, and they get very unhappy with me. But I need the sleep that I didn't get in my younger party days, and I'm determined to get it as many good sleeps as I can, because the sperm can excercise more, swim around, eat the right foods (whatever they eat). Because when I wake up, all rested and raring to go, those suckers will be jazzed up because they're finally getting out of the house. I've promised a volcanic explosion to send them out of the house as expert swimmers,ready to party and do their thing. And do that thing well, I believe with all my heart that my deep sleeps have given them the energy to do what they do best when they leave training camp. Make a mark, they will, and there will be satisaction, I guarantee it. Lack of sleep may harm sperm? You shouldn't do that, fellows. Read the story at the link to find out how to get the best from your guys when party time rolls around again. Rest easy, and sleep.
Postscript, written the day after: Please forgive me for this juvenile entry. I wrote better stuff when I was in high school. I keep it on the blog to remind me to always try harder. -- Toney Atkins
6 months after Sandy, thousands homeless in NY, NJ - Yahoo! News
6 months after Sandy, thousands homeless in NY, NJ - Yahoo! News
Posted from Yahoo News by the Associated Press
Posted from Yahoo News by the Associated Press
How Even A Terrorist Can Buy Explosive Powders Without A Background Check
How Even A Terrorist Can Buy Explosive Powders Without A Background Check: pThe bombs used in the Boston Marathon explosion were “rudimentary” but powerful, according to experts, made using instructions available on the Internet, and readily available items such as pressure cookers, nails, and BBs. But the bombs also contained a blasting agent, likely black powder. And thanks to major gaps in federal legislation, this powder was [...]/p
From ThinkProgress.org
From ThinkProgress.org
People On FBI’s Terrorism Watch List Legally Bought Guns And Explosives 1,300 Times
People On FBI’s Terrorism Watch List Legally Bought Guns And Explosives 1,300 Times: pA suspect on the FBI’s Terrorist Watch List may be considered too dangerous to fly on an airplane, but he or she can buy guns freely. There are only 11 times when the federal government can prevent a sale, and a suspicion of terrorism is not one of them. Meanwhile, laws governing many explosives are [...]/p
From ThinkProgress.org
From ThinkProgress.org
Gun Group Holds Rally With AR-15s To Congratulate Congress For Blocking Background Checks
Gun Group Holds Rally With AR-15s To Congratulate Congress For Blocking Background Checks: pA group of gun activists armed with AR-15s and handguns held a rally at the Tippecanoe County Courthouse in Indiana on Saturday to thank Congress for voting down gun safety measures, including a proposal to expand background checks for guns sales. Indiana Moms Against Gun Control organized the event as a counter protest to Moms [...]/p
From ThinkProgress.org
From ThinkProgress.org
Schoolchildren May Soon Wear Bulletproof Military-Style Vests
Schoolchildren May Soon Wear Bulletproof Military-Style Vests: pPost-Newtown, sales for bulletproof backpacks and whiteboards have soared as parents and school districts seek to take children’s safety into their own hands. The reaction is along the lines of what the National Rifle Association has promoted for months: that armed guards, and not gun regulation, is the answer to school shootings. Congress responded to [...]/p
From ThinkProgress.org
From ThinkProgress.org
In 2012 Election, African American Voters Surpassed White Turnout For The First Time Ever
In 2012 Election, African American Voters Surpassed White Turnout For The First Time Ever: pThough Republican election officials in battleground states sought to dampen voter turn out of traditionally Democratic voters through by instituting identification requirements and limiting early voting hours, a new analysis of census data by the Associated Press shows that African Americans “voted at a higher rate than other minority groups in 2012 and by most [...]/p
From ThinkProgress.org
From ThinkProgress.org
Sunday, April 28, 2013
Chickamauga Down Home Days
Chickamauga Down Home Days
Toney Atkins: This is a new posting to remind folks that small town residents, food, entertainment and socializing will be in evidence the first weekend in May (this weekend) in Chickamauga, GA, where I was born, grew up and taught for four years. The event is Down Home Days, and the public is invited. More details at the link.
Toney Atkins: This is a new posting to remind folks that small town residents, food, entertainment and socializing will be in evidence the first weekend in May (this weekend) in Chickamauga, GA, where I was born, grew up and taught for four years. The event is Down Home Days, and the public is invited. More details at the link.
Gun Group Raffles Off Assault Rifle Model Used In Newtown Shooting To ‘Resist Barack Obama’
Gun Group Raffles Off Assault Rifle Model Used In Newtown Shooting To ‘Resist Barack Obama’: pThe Tennessee Firearms Association is raffling off one AR-15 semiautomatic rifle, the same weapon used by Adam Lanza to kill 20 children and six adults in Newtown. According to the promotion, “TFA is giving away a BUSHMASTER AR15 to advance the effort to resist Barack Obama, the federal government and even a few in Tennessee [...]/p
From ThinkProgress.org
From ThinkProgress.org
Saturday, April 27, 2013
Opinion: How sexually active young people can stay safe - CNN.com
Opinion: How sexually active young people can stay safe - CNN.com
Toney Atkins says: This link to CNN.com is valuable information for teens and older folks as well.
Toney Atkins says: This link to CNN.com is valuable information for teens and older folks as well.
Members Of Congress Introduce Legislation Based On Fringe Conspiracy Theory
Members Of Congress Introduce Legislation Based On Fringe Conspiracy Theory: pTwo Republican members of Congress introduced legislation on Friday that would limit the amount of ammunition the government is able to purchase at a given time. The bill is a response to far-right conspiracy theories that the government is “stockpiling” ammunition, either to wage a war against the American people or to dry up the [...]/p
From ThinkProgress.org
From ThinkProgress.org
Friday, April 26, 2013
My Way News - 5 things to know about country legend George Jones
My Way News - 5 things to know about country legend George Jones
By the Associated Press from MyWay.com
By the Associated Press from MyWay.com
Storm Alert iRadar - WRCBtv.com | Chattanooga News, Weather & Sports
Storm Alert iRadar - WRCBtv.com | Chattanooga News, Weather & Sports
Southeast radar as weekend rains, possible storms are forecast for areas that were struck with a day or tornado devastation two years ago on April 27, 2011.
Southeast radar as weekend rains, possible storms are forecast for areas that were struck with a day or tornado devastation two years ago on April 27, 2011.
CHICKAMAUGA, GA, PLANS ANNUEL DOWN HOME DAYS May 2-4, 2013
CatWalkChatt - Chickamauga s Down Home Days is back Fest set for May 2 4
The above link takes you to a story from the Walker County Messenger/CatWalkChatt
Toney Atkins says: Chickamauga, GA-- my home town -- stages the Down Home Days festival every year on the first weekend in May. If you want to enjoy the flavor of a small town, where residents come together for socializing, food and live entertainment, Down Home Days is the place for you to kick off the month of May. The event is sponsored by the local Lion's Club. Chickamauga is south of Chattanooga, TN, Fort Oglethorpe, GA, and the Chickamauga-Chattanooga Battlefield National Park, which Civil War historians will recognize as the site of a major battle 150 years ago during the War Between the States.
Thursday, April 25, 2013
iTunes Celebrates a Decade, Faces New Challenges » The Epoch Times
iTunes Celebrates a Decade, Faces New Challenges » The Epoch Times
From the Epoch Times by the Associated Press
From the Epoch Times by the Associated Press
Empire State Building Fall: Man Survives Plunge on 86th Floor
Empire State Building Fall: Man Survives Plunge on 86th Floor
From the Epoch Times and the Associated Press
From the Epoch Times and the Associated Press
Omar Borkan Al Gala identified as one of the men deported for being too handsome
Omar Borkan Al Gala identified as one of the men deported for being too handsome
For the ladies, or for anyone who stares an extra few moments at handsomeness or beauty with appreciation mixed with envy, MSN Now presents the photogenic reasons that a man has been deported from his country. I would never have to worry about physical appearance getting me being asked to leave the U.S. I only hope that the man who is the subject of the story at the above link has a spirit inside that matches what we see outside. Unfortunately, the two do not always go together. In the meantime, however, ladies visiting this link can not be concerned about Omar's spiritual attractiveness. Feel free to drool over the outer appearance. -- Toney Atkins
For the ladies, or for anyone who stares an extra few moments at handsomeness or beauty with appreciation mixed with envy, MSN Now presents the photogenic reasons that a man has been deported from his country. I would never have to worry about physical appearance getting me being asked to leave the U.S. I only hope that the man who is the subject of the story at the above link has a spirit inside that matches what we see outside. Unfortunately, the two do not always go together. In the meantime, however, ladies visiting this link can not be concerned about Omar's spiritual attractiveness. Feel free to drool over the outer appearance. -- Toney Atkins
Obama threatens family tattoo if daughters get their own | Reuters
Obama threatens family tattoo if daughters get their own | Reuters
From Reuters News Service at Reuters.com
From Reuters News Service at Reuters.com
CHICKAMAUGA, GA, SETS DOWN HOME DAYS
CatWalkChatt - Chickamauga s Down Home Days is back Fest set for May 2 4
The above link takes you to a story from the Walker County Messenger/CatWalkChatt
Toney Atkins says: Chickamauga, GA-- my home town -- stages the Down Home Days festival every year on the first weekend in May. If you want to enjoy the flavor of a small town, where residents come together for food and entertainment, Down Home Days may be the place for you to kick off the month of May. The event is sponsored by the local Lion's Club. Chickamauga is south of Chattanooga, TN, Fort Oglethorpe, GA, and the Chickamauga-Chattanooga Battlefield, which Civil War historians will recognize as the site of a major battle 150 years ago during the War Between the States.
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