Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

Funniest Puns and Jokes (Pun of the Day)

From punoftheday.com

Ohio swears more than any other state

Ohio swears more than any other state

From MSN Now

Limbaugh’s ‘slut’ comment continues to cost him — MSNBC

Limbaugh’s ‘slut’ comment continues to cost him — MSNBC

From MSNBC

O’Donnell: The real IRS scandal happened in 1959 — MSNBC

O’Donnell: The real IRS scandal happened in 1959 — MSNBC

From MSNBC's "The Last Word"

Toney Atkins says: Why aren't we hearing more about this? Oh, yes. I forgot. The Republicans don't want you to be aware that the IRS scandal actually began in 1959, when Dwight Eisenhower, a Republican, was president of the United States.

South Carolina mom shot, killed her two young kids, police say - U.S. News

South Carolina mom shot, killed her two young kids, police say - U.S. News

From NBC News.com

One shot, second arrested, third at large after shooting and wild car chase at Florida airport - U.S. News

One shot, second arrested, third at large after shooting and wild car chase at Florida airport - U.S. News

From NBC News.com

Bomb plot briefing may undercut DOJ's case for AP records seizure - Open Channel

Bomb plot briefing may undercut DOJ's case for AP records seizure - Open Channel

From NBC News.com

Study: Malaria-infected mosquitoes more attracted to human odor – The Chart - CNN.com Blogs

Study: Malaria-infected mosquitoes more attracted to human odor – The Chart - CNN.com Blogs

From CNN.com

Scientists report first success in cloning human stem cells - CNN.com

Scientists report first success in cloning human stem cells - CNN.com

From CNN.com/Time magazine

Obama: IRS flap 'inexcusable,' announces resignation of acting IRS chief - U.S. News

Obama: IRS flap 'inexcusable,' announces resignation of acting IRS chief - U.S. News

From NBC News.com

Gosnell sentenced to life in third baby's death - CNN.com

Gosnell sentenced to life in third baby's death - CNN.com

From CNN.com

Girl's organs removed after vacation death; family believes they may have been sold - World News

Girl's organs removed after vacation death; family believes they may have been sold - World News

From NBC News.com

Mount Everest melting, study says

Mount Everest melting, study says

From MSN Now

O.J. Simpson takes stand in bid to have robbery conviction overturned - U.S. News

O.J. Simpson takes stand in bid to have robbery conviction overturned - U.S. News

From NBC News.com

The North Pole moves as ice sheets melt - Science

The North Pole moves as ice sheets melt - Science

From NBC News.com

Google launches 'All Access' streaming music service  - NBC News.com

Google launches 'All Access' streaming music service  - NBC News.com

From NBC News.com

First on CNN: White House releases 100 pages of Benghazi e-mails – The Lead with Jake Tapper - CNN.com Blogs

First on CNN: White House releases 100 pages of Benghazi e-mails – The Lead with Jake Tapper - CNN.com Blogs

From CNN.com

Mexico outsources jobs to the US via the Groupo Bimbo baking company

Mexico outsources jobs to the US via the Groupo Bimbo baking company

From MSN Now

Bowler shoots himself in the leg accidentally

Bowler shoots himself in the leg accidentally

From MSN Now

Virginia Man Wins Lottery for Fourth Time | NBC4 Washington

Virginia Man Wins Lottery for Fourth Time | NBC4 Washington

From NBC News.com

Full White House Benghazi Email Undermines GOP's Cover-Up Claims | ThinkProgress

Full White House Benghazi Email Undermines GOP's Cover-Up Claims | ThinkProgress

From ThinkProgress.org

Seven Times Senate Republicans Demanded The Budget Process They Are Now Obstructing

Seven Times Senate Republicans Demanded The Budget Process They Are Now Obstructing

From ThinkProgress.org

Food Aid Cuts Headed To Senate Floor As House Readies Far Worse Bill

Food Aid Cuts Headed To Senate Floor As House Readies Far Worse Bill

From ThinkProgress.org

Toney says: Share this one with a needy friend who can barely make ends meet, much less put enough food on the table.

In ‘The Michael J. Fox Show’ And ‘Ironside,’ NBC Bets Big On Characters With Physical Limitations

In ‘The Michael J. Fox Show’ And ‘Ironside,’ NBC Bets Big On Characters With Physical Limitations

From ThinkProgress.org

Bees found in bedroom wall by Utah man who heard buzzing

Bees found in bedroom wall by Utah man who heard buzzing

From MSN Now

Store bans card to Dick because name is profanity, Ruth Levy says

Store bans card to Dick because name is profanity, Ruth Levy says

From MSN Now

Burger King targets McRib with new boneless rib sandwich

Burger King targets McRib with new boneless rib sandwich

From MSN Now

Women's handbags have more bacteria than toilets

Women's handbags have more bacteria than toilets

From MSN Now

Warp speed may be possible says NASA physicist Harold White

Warp speed may be possible says NASA physicist Harold White

From MSN Now

California men plead not guilty in plot to join al Qaeda | Reuters

California men plead not guilty in plot to join al Qaeda | Reuters

From Reuters News Service

Amputee Killed by Dogs in S. Carolina

Amputee Killed by Dogs in S. Carolina

From The Epoch Times

Holder Defends Justice Department in Journalists’ Records Seizure - NYTimes.com

Holder Defends Justice Department in Journalists’ Records Seizure - NYTimes.com

From the New York Times.com

My Way News - Obama slams GOP focus on Benghazi as politics

My Way News - Obama slams GOP focus on Benghazi as politics

By The Associated Press/MyWay news

Georgia Lottery | Winning Numbers Search

Georgia Lottery | Winning Numbers Search 

MegaMillions and Powerball numbers are the same in all states selling the games. MegaMillions drawing was Tuesday night; Powerball will be drawn Wednesday night.